Star Wars Email #7-10

These write themselves, pretty much.

To: Han Solo (solo@falcon.biz)

From: Greedo (greedo@greedo.biz)

Date: 3277 LY

Subject: Debt Collection

THIS COMMUNICATION IS FROM A DEBT COLLECTOR. THIS IS AN ATTEMPT TO COLLECT A DEBT AND ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED WILL BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE.

As a professional courtesy, Jabba the Hutt has requested my involvement in the unresolved account #TK421 in the amount of 14,000,000 credits.

Both Jabba and I understand that in your everyday activities this could certainly be an oversight. We wish to encourage the resolution of your account but understand there might be a misunderstanding on your part on your need to pay.

This debt may be settled by the delivery of your corpse to Jabba’s palace on Tatooine.

Unless you notify me within 30 days of receiving this notice that you dispute the validity of this debt or any portion thereof, I will hunt and kill you accordingly. If you notify me within 30 days from receiving this notice that you dispute the validity of this debt or any portion thereof, I also will hunt and kill you, though to aid in future dispute resolution, I will verify a receipt of your corpse and email you a copy of said verification.

THIS HAS BENT SENT TO YOU BY A COLLECTION AGENCY.

To: Greedo (greedo@greedo.biz)

From: Han Solo (solo@falcon.biz)

+cc Chewie (chewbacca@falcon.biz)

Date: 3277 LY

Subject: Re: Debt Collection

Over my dead body.

To: Han Solo (solo@falcon.biz)

From: Greedo (greedo@greedo.biz)

+cc Stupid Wookiee (chewbacca@falcon.biz)

Date: 3277 LY

Subject: Re: Re: Debt Collection.

That’s the idea. I’ve been looking forward to killing you for some time.

To: Greedo (greedo@greedo.biz)

From: Chewbacca (chewbacca@falcon.biz)

+cc Han Solo (solo@falcon.biz)

Date: 3277 LY

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Debt Collection.

I am looking forward to ripping your arms off.

Isn’t it wonderful, having something to look forward to?

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